I Would Like To Thank The Academy…

Posted By Tempest


Really odd dream last night.

Apparently I sold my house and hired a moving company.

When the moving team arrived, it was headed up by Sir John Gielgud.

He wasn’t very good at the job; the fact that he’s been dead for a long time probably didn’t help him.

Here’s my question, though: If I sue his moving company for damages, can I get his Oscar?

Thunder says that while I might be able to get the statue, he doesn’t think the Academy will actually award me Best Supporting Actor for “Arthur” as compensation.


Sep 18th, 2016

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