Archive for April, 2015

Hipster Addictions: A One-Act Play about First-World Problems

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DAY 1 – MONDAY AFTERNOON, 4:30PM Setting: Outside the workplace of Thunder and Tempest Thunder is leaving work; Tempest is arriving Tempest is clearly distressed. Thunder: What’s wrong? Tempest: (agitated) I can’t find my IPod! I had it earlier. I can’t find it anywhere. Th: Where do you think you had it last? Te: I […]

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“Serpentine, Chewy! Serpentine!”

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        Here’s my question about the new Star Wars trailer (Trailer #2 released today): Has Chewbacca been using “Grecian Formula for Wookies” for these 30-odd years? Harrison Ford should have seen this coming. He should have had a contract clause that at no time would a timeless, ageless Wookie be allowed to […]

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I Can’t Be Expected To Coach Batting Practice When I Have A Nail Appointment – Jeez!

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Dear Terry Collins: I’m really, really busy right now in my own life. I don’t have time to change careers, sell my house, sell my business AND manage the NY Mets for you.   WHY are you sitting Lucas Duda out today? Because Atlanta is pitching left-hander Stults?   JEEZ, TERRY! Lucas is a young […]

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Happy Birthday, Nick

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For 8 years Nick was an important part of my life. Every day. We did amazingly fun things together. We helped each other through sad times. He would show up at my door, nearly force me into his car, and take me on adventures. He would call me in the middle of the night to play […]

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