Archive for April, 2012

I Vowed, “For Better or Worse,” But Not “For Jail”

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This is how I get myself into trouble: Thunder is in the kitchen making himself a grilled cheese sandwich.  I’m sitting in the dining room at my computer.  It’s an unseasonably warm evening in March and all the windows are open.  I’m talking to myself while reading a blog about some idiot’s behavior – (mumbling) […]

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Does This Make Me a Whistleblower?

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I was getting ready for work this morning and ended up sitting on the sofa with the doggies while putting on my shoes. I was whistling while I was tying my laces…well, trying to whistle – I’ve never been able to whistle. It comes out mostly as air infused with some high-pitched strangling sound. Even […]

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I Am A Proud Member of The American Association of Risque People

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The little boy at the Dunkin’ Donuts counter automatically gave me a Senior discount last night. I got into the car and cried a little (much to Thunder’s dismay). I told my sisters about it, and my sister, Ruby, said, “What were you expecting? The cougar discount?” Hmmm…I think that’s exactly what I will ask […]

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Modern Tails: A One-Act Play about Easter Traditions

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Scene: Late Saturday evening, night before Easter Sunday, driving home Tempest: Since you really weren’t religious as a kid, did your family celebrate Easter? Thunder: Well, we didn’t go to church. Te: Did your parents do the whole Easter Bunny thing? Th: Uhm…sort of…we colored eggs Te: Did the Easter Bunny visit you and leave […]

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