Archive for the 'Misheard Conversations' Category

Blinded by the Dew: A One-Act Play about Really Understanding Your Spouse

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Setting: Early evening. Diner. Tempest and Thunder are sitting, waiting to order dinner. Tempest:    *looking at Twitter* Kumail Nanjiani tweeted that “Mountain Dew should be a way more standard soda option.” Did you see that? Thunder:    Why does Kumail Nanjiani care about douche? Te:    *blink* About douche? Th:    And what exactly is a mountain douche? […]

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More Bang for Your Buck: A One-Act Play about Priorities

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Setting: Lazy afternoon on the cruise, in our stateroom.  Tempest is on the balcony; Thunder is on the bed. Thunder: I’m going to need more bang access. Tempest: Huh? Uh…Okay…sure, sure, why not! Th: Is that a problem? Te: Uh..no! Heck no! Th: Good, cuz I’m going to need to get at some money Te: […]

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Judy Humping Hand

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This site’s review of some current MisHeard Lyrics was interesting, but it was the 800+ reader comments that were the most fun.  Reminded me of back in the day, maybe 20 years ago, when a friend’s son consistently misheard and then mis-sung Beatles lyrics.  His mom played a lot of old Beatles tunes and tried to […]

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NO! I will NOT play Bone with you right now!

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We tend to keep the back door onto the deck open a lot for the dogs to go in and out.  Therefore, my neighbors (we’re all squished together) tend to overhear quite a bit of conversation coming from inside our house.  After all, we are the Costanzas – we can’t possibly speak in a normal […]

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This is just a test…

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A test of the new theme

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