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Dreaming of the Day When the Dwarves of Erebor Would Reclaim their Toilet Seats

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So I’m in Home Depot… with Thorin Oakenshield… and I’m helping him choose toilet seats… Exactly when did my To-Do list invade my nighttime romantic dreams? Man!  I really need to work on my romantic fantasies!  

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Beefing Up the Beefcake

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Listen…I won’t go into the nerdy, nerdy, nerdist details, but let me say this: When in your dreams, you are reprimanding yourself for forgetting the Greek alphabet and the proper roots, prefixes and suffixes involved in putting proper ancient Greek ideas together…your definition of *fantasy dreaming* has taken a side road. Clearly, you need some […]

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Heard It From a Friend, Who Heard It From a Friend…

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Yet another odd dream this week: So, there I was, playing keyboards for REO Speedwagon. “Wait,” I hear you say. “That would put Neal Doughty out of a job!” Yes…but it was a misunderstanding. They were really only inviting me for a meal with them, but I jumped behind the keyboards instead. And this, my […]

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They Mostly Come Out At Night…Mostly

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I fell asleep in my recliner last night around 10pm. Really exhausted, and fully reclined. I was dreaming about something…oh, I don’t even remember, but it wasn’t a bad dream. Suddenly, I was dreaming that I was having a heart attack. I was having a heart attack and I was crying. I never dream about […]

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I Dreamed A Dream of One Day More

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I had caffeine just before bed last night. Bad idea. Apparently, I escaped from prison a few years ago, and Russell Crowe is after me. I might be able to figure out how to get away from him cleanly if we could just STOP breaking into song every 10 minutes or so. And there’s this […]

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