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Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Or Snowwoman? How ‘Bout We Just Work Together on Something That Doesn’t Crush the Spirit of Little Girls Everywhere?

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*sigh* I. Don’t. Get. It. **Spoiler Alert – Although, really at this point, you people have no excuse not to know the story** First, Elsa is a little girl with special ‘strength.’  Instead of celebrating that a girl has strength, we shut her away and ask her to hide it. Second, Dad (the King), afraid […]

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“Listen To What I Say…Dammit!”

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I start firing up the holiday music each year just after my birthday in October. Thunder hates this. But he didn’t realize that I had downloaded a couple of tunes from Bob Dylan’s Christmas album (put out a couple of years ago). Poor Bob. He sounds tired and old, and his voice is even more stressed […]

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I Can Waggle, Naggle, Laggle…Unfortunately Even Saggle…But Not Haggle

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The first thing you really need to know is that I’m not, by nature, a haggler. I don’t haggle. The next thing you need to know is that once I get something in my head and am headed down a path, I sometimes forget to take a good look around. I’m too busy barreling forward. […]

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Stop Calling Me Old! I’m ‘Previously Used’

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I have taken very good care of my teeth since I had my braces removed at age 19. I floss and brush twice a day. I rinse with a plaque-busting solution every evening. Mouthwash morning and evening. I’m on my way to the dentist to get my 5th crown in 3 years. Me! I’ve had […]

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The ‘Pause That Refreshes: A One-Act Play

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Setting: Sunday evening in the living room.   Giants game has just started. Tempest is typing on the computer, while Thunder is trying to focus on the game. Tempest: (suddenly letting out a yell) AHHHH! Look at my face! Look at my face! Thunder: Uh-oh. You’re beet red! (reaches out and touches face and now worried) […]

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