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I Could Have Been The Greatest Spice Girl Of Them All!

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Up in the middle of the night with odd dreams.  Again. Let me say right up front: Orson Welles is a dick! Dream: Apparently, I invented a new Pumpkin Spice Latte that the world needed. It was more…pumpkiny? or spicy? …or latte-y? Don’t know…all I know is that it was great…it was a thing. Okay, […]

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I’ve Heard of Vertical Initiatives for Business, But This Sounds More Like a Horizontal Initiative

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I make it a habit to read our business website early on Sunday mornings because that’s when posts are updated by a member of our staff.  Sometimes they need to be … edited. I hope I was the only one who read: “Join us all this month: we’re providing FREE Tricks and Treats.” Uhm…let’s change that […]

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Leavin’ On A Jet Plane, Don’t Know When I’ll Be Back Again…

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Let’s recap, shall we? -Driven to Newark Airport by a women clearly older than I, but who told me that my generation screwed things up for her younger generation… -Flight to Nashville delayed twice, gate changed once, hilarity ensues… -Overall, my class goes well, but 1st day facility issues made me want to drive solid, […]

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Putting a “Mc” in Front of the Name Doesn’t Make It Food

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Dear McDonalds Corporation, I find it unbelievable that no one in the New Product Naming meeting bothered to say this menu item’s name ALOUD! While our friends in the Midwest and the South might enunciate every letter perfectly and avoid this embarrassment, we here in the New York/NJ Metro area are not so eloquent. We […]

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I’m Not Violating the Dog If It Saves Me $35, Right?

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Brinkley is a black Labrador Retriever.  This is his puppy picture. Very adorable, right?  Right. However, the maxim regarding Labs is “Watch Ears and Rears.”  Their ears get full of gunk that has to be cleaned out regularly.  Their rears also get full of…uh…gunk, of sorts. Specifically, their anal glands fill up and have to […]

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