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I’m Not Violating the Dog If It Saves Me $35, Right?

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Brinkley is a black Labrador Retriever.  This is his puppy picture. Very adorable, right?  Right. However, the maxim regarding Labs is “Watch Ears and Rears.”  Their ears get full of gunk that has to be cleaned out regularly.  Their rears also get full of…uh…gunk, of sorts. Specifically, their anal glands fill up and have to […]

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Feed a Toad, Starve a Beaver

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Flu – Day 5. I fear I am all alone. I can barely hear a thing around me. I sit in a comfortable chair facing a large, vividly colored box – it’s quite large, might even be 5′ across. People appear in the box. They talk with other people, but I cannot hear them. Sometimes, […]

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Too Smart For Your Own Good: A One-Act Play about Tantrums

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Setting:  Tempest has just returned home after working 6 hours on a holiday.  She is greeted at the door by Brinkley T. Dog.                 Brinkley: Mommy? Mommy, I’m hungry! Tempest walks into the kitchen to put down her packages Tempest: Brinkley, give me a minute, please. I just […]

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They Mostly Come Out At Night…Mostly

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I fell asleep in my recliner last night around 10pm. Really exhausted, and fully reclined. I was dreaming about something…oh, I don’t even remember, but it wasn’t a bad dream. Suddenly, I was dreaming that I was having a heart attack. I was having a heart attack and I was crying. I never dream about […]

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From the Stone Age to the Endodontic Age: A One-Act Play

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Setting: Kitchen – dinnertime. Tempest has had extensive dental work and cannot open her mouth very much. She must eat things like oatmeal, scrambled eggs and the like. Thunder thinks he can finally – after all these years – get a few moments of quiet peace. He is mistaken. But then again, he’s the foolish […]

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