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Bury Me When I’m Dead and Gone…or When I Become Incontinent

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Old. People. I spend a good part of my day dealing with senior citizens.  Most are very nice, some are cranky, and a few are downright scary.  Like the woman who drove slowly into the metal-pipe handrail at the back of my building.  I didn’t actually see her drive into it, but her car’s front […]

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It’s Always Something…

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I know.  It’s been quiet lately.  I’ve been struggling with some health issues.  I’m hoping that some of the rather drastic changes I’ve made this past week (under a doctor’s supervision) will improve the problem. I can’t really continue to live with the old methods. I think it’s killing me. So, we try something new. […]

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May IS National Masturbation Month! Yeah!

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May is here!  It’s Spring!  Flowers!  Birdies!  Masturbation!  (WHA?)                          Gather ‘round, kiddies.  I have a bedtime story for you. Once upon a time, there was a land where the overlords suppressed many, many personal freedoms of the lowly people…Actually, there were a lot of lands where this […]

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On the Other Hand, Let’s Charter an Airplane and go to Antarctica!

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Let’s cut ‘em some slack: I’m pretty sure you could break something completely off in Wet T-Shirt Contest.

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Let’s Charter a Bus and Drive to Vegas!

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Not to gamble our hard-earned money, silly! There’s a depression recession – haven’t you read a newspaper lately!? No, I’ve got a better idea…Let’s go visit this guy – I’ll bring the sledgehammer…

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