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Permanent Record Follows You Around With Little Black Eyes

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I went online to sign up for TSA Precheck for my upcoming nerd cruise trip. I want to avoid airport hassle and get on the quicky, no shoes lovefest** line if I can. **Okay, the TSA website doesn’t specifically offer ‘lovefest’ as a benefit, but I DID go through the full body scanner on my […]

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I Could Have Been Mrs. George Clooney If It Weren’t For My Little Sister

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Dreams…such odd dreams… Sally Field and I were riding around our small village in a golf cart, kicking back and having some fun. We’d ride to the ice cream parlor and then over to the music store where we would sift through the newly arrived 45s and 33s. It was a small village, not much […]

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Reason #42 Why Tempest Won’t Survive The Apocalypse

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I’ve been trying to get my cherry tomato plant – loaded with fruit – to turn red. My tomatoes won’t budge from yellow to red. I’ve search the Internet for help. I’ve watered, pinched straggling vines, talked sweetly to it. Nothing. I’ve been really stressed and a little pissed that I can’t get what looks […]

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Nobody Puts Thunder in a Corner

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Hypothetically… Suppose you and Thunder were getting your house ready on a Pleasant Valley Sunday* to put on the market, and you were painting the upstairs bedrooms, and you started your IPod on shuffle, and the first song that played was “I’ve Had The Time Of My Life” by Jennifer Warnes and Bill Medley, and […]

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Well…The Victory Lap IS Always At the End…

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“To ‘Lapidate’ is to Kill Someone By This Means” This was the last question in the Double Jeopardy round tonight. I had an answer right away, and I shouted out before Thunder. It was not the right answer, but I never got to hear Thunder’s answer because he was on the floor laughing at mine. […]

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